Mean On Tequila

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Mean On Tequila
by Dave Undis and Michael Skotte

VERSE
I know the cutest little country girl.
There ain’t any sweeter in all the world.
She volunteers at school every week.
Teaching little girls and boys to read.
If you saw her at church, singing in the choir
You’d have no idea
The she-devil she turns into
When she’s been drinking tequila.

CHORUS
I just can’t explain
Why it makes her go insane.
Maybe the worm contains
Something that scrambles her brains.
Maybe cactus and salt and lime
Combine to drive her out of her mind.
I don’t know why
But she’s mean on tequila.

VERSE
It’s like Nurse Jekyll and Little Miss Hyde.
She kicks and she scratches, she barks, and she bites.
She spits and hisses like a wildcat.
You really don’t want to mess with that.
A friend of mine bought her a bottle one night.
He ended up in traction.
It wasn’t my fault. I warned him about
Her bad tequila reaction.

CHORUS
I just can’t explain
Why it makes her go insane.
Maybe the worm contains
Something that scrambles her brains.
Maybe cactus and salt and lime
Combine to drive her out of her mind.
I don’t know why
But she’s mean on tequila.

BRIDGE
A shooter will really set her off.
She’s a monster on a margarita.
A sunrise means its run-away time.
There’s just something about her and tequila.

CHORUS
I just can’t explain
Why it makes her go insane.
Maybe the worm contains
Something that scrambles her brains.
Maybe cactus and salt and lime
Combine to drive her out of her mind.
I don’t know why
But she’s mean on tequila.
Mean on tequila.
She’s mean on tequila.
Mean on tequila.
She’s mean on tequila.

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released February 23, 2016
Dave Undis and Michael Skotte

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