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Dave Undis Band - Volume 1

by Dave Undis Band

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I'm Married To Her Mother 03:37
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I’m Married To Her Mother by Dave Undis VERSE I heard about what your wife did. You need to put her right. A married woman shouldn’t Drink and dance and smoke all night. I wish that I could help you One way or another. But I’ve got problems of my own. I’m married to her mother. CHORUS I’m married to her mother. I know what you’re going through. Everything she’s doing, her mother has done too. You’re married to my daughter. You have my sympathy. I’m married to her mother. Have some sympathy for me. VERSE She served you canned spaghetti Twelve days in a row She doesn’t keep the house clean. She’s too busy with her shows. You think she’s one of a kind But I know there’s another. I know where she learned all that. I’m married to her mother. CHORUS I’m married to her mother. I know what you’re going through. Everything she’s doing, her mother has done itoo. You’re married to my daughter. You have my sympathy. I’m married to her mother. Have some sympathy for me. VERSE I heard your wife wrecked her car. That’s a nasty piece of luck. She was putting on her make-up When she drove into a truck. You know I’m feeling for you. I love you like a brother. You’re walking in my foot steps. I’m married to her mother. CHORUS I’m married to her mother. I know what you’re going through. Everything she’s doing, her mother has done too. You’re married to my daughter. You have my sympathy. I’m married to her mother. Have some sympathy for me. VERSE She doesn’t do your laundry. She won’t help in the yard. She took a trip to Vegas And maxed your credit card. You say your life’s a living hell. You wish you had another. If you want, you can have mine. I’m married to her mother. CHORUS I’m married to her mother. I know what you’re going through. Everything she’s doing, her mother has done too. You’re married to my daughter. You have my sympathy. I’m married to her mother. Have some sympathy for me.
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Honey, Bring Me A Beer 03:22
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Honey, Bring Me A Beer by Dave Undis VERSE It was a perfect Sunday afternoon, Football season in my living room. I was thinking this could be our year. It was time to kick it off. So I turned the TV on, and said Honey, bring me a beer. CHORUS Honey, bring me a beer. Darling, please be a dear. The beer’s over there. I’m over here. Honey, bring me a beer. Hey, I don’t ask for much. Show me a little love. Honey, bring me a beer. Why should I get out of my chair? Why should I walk way over there? Honey, bring me a beer. VERSE I chugged my beer after every score. We won by 40-34 And I let loose a rowdy cheer. I was feeling mighty grand But I had an empty in my hand. I yelled Honey, bring me a beer. CHORUS Honey, bring me a beer. Darling, please be a dear. The beer’s over there. I’m over here. Honey, bring me a beer. And as long you’re up, grab me the can of nuts. Honey, bring me a beer. You can keep your sassy replies. You know you need the exercise. Honey, bring me a beer. VERSE I woke up in a fog slumped in my chair Wondering how the lump on my head got there. Then my memory started to clear. Turns out the last thing I said Before the frying pan hit my head was Honey, bring me a beer. CHORUS Honey, bring me a beer. Darling, please be a dear. The beer’s over there. I’m over here. Honey, bring me a beer. And on your way back, grab me a few more snacks. Honey, bring me a beer. Why should I get out of my chair? Why should I walk way over there? Honey, bring me a beer. OUT Hey, I don’t ask for much. Show me a little love. Honey, bring me a beer.
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Yes Dear, Whatever You Say Dear 03:01
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Yes Dear, Whatever You Say Dear by Dave Undis VERSE I’m married and I’m happy, but it’s not what you think. To be a happy married man, you don’t have to cheat or drink. And gifts of flowers and jewelry ain’t the key to my success. I know six words that guarantee a life of happiness. CHORUS Yes dear, whatever you say dear. I say it all the time. Yes dear, whatever you say dear. I live in peace and quiet. Yes dear, whatever you say dear. I’m sure that you’re correct. Yes dear, whatever you say dear. What you say is best. VERSE I’m married and I’m happy. I live a tranquil life. I’m the world’s smartest man. I don’t argue with my wife. I have my opinions. They stay where they belong. I never ever disagree, especially when she’s wrong. CHORUS Yes dear, whatever you say dear. I say it all the time. Yes dear, whatever you say dear. I live in peace and quiet. Yes dear, whatever you say dear. I’m sure that you are right. Yes dear, whatever you say dear. I’m so lucky you’re my wife. VERSE I’m married and I’m happy. I am living large. It’s been quite delightful since I put my wife in charge. Some day I might get senile, so I’m doing what I can. I wrote it on my mirror, and had it tattooed on my hand. CHORUS Yes dear, whatever you say dear. I say it all the time. Yes dear, whatever you say dear. I live in peace and quiet. Yes dear, whatever you say dear. I agree with you. Yes dear, whatever you say dear. Look at my new tattoo. Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
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Every Sunday I Pray 02:30
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Every Sunday I Pray by Dave Undis and Dave Demay VERSE I’m a hard-working family man. The roosters all know who I am. We’re up with the sun every day. Six days a week I work real hard. I don’t spend much time thinking about God. But every Sunday I pray. VERSE I don’t like sitting in the pew And the Lord don’t care if I do. I worship Him in my own way. Every day I do a good deed, Give money to the church every week, And every Sunday I pray. CHORUS I pray the fish will bite. I pray my drives won’t slice. I pray bad weather stays away. I pray the hunting’s good. I pray my dogs hunt like they should. Every Sunday I pray. VERSE Jesus rides to work with me On my dashboard six days a week. He’s faded and chipped, but he’s still OK. I don’t wear religion on my sleeve, But the good Lord knows that I believe ‘Cause every Sunday I pray. CHORUS I pray the trail is dry. I pray my kite will fly. I pray the mosquitoes stay away. I pray my horse runs fast. I pray my losing streak won’t last. Every Sunday I pray. BRIDGE I thank the Lord For the great outdoors. There’s only one day a week I can play in it. And God don’t want me wasting it. CHORUS I pray my keg’s not flat. I pray I get a nap. I pray my mother-in-law stays away. I pray the grill will light. I pray the steaks cook up just right. Every Sunday I pray. Yeah, every Sunday I pray.
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Not That Much 03:23
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Not That Much by Dave Undis VERSE I love you, baby, you know I care, But I’ve gotta draw the line somewhere. I won’t go antiquing, no matter how you fuss. I love you, baby, but not that much. And while we’re at it, you need to know I won’t be attending your fashion show. My plans don’t include your sorority brunch. I love you, baby, but not that much. CHORUS Not that much, but plenty enough. I just won’t do all that girly stuff. Not that much, but still a whole bunch. I love you, baby, but not that much. VERSE I really enjoy your company, But chick-flick movies bore the pants off me. I won’t help you pick out the linens and such. I love you, baby, but not that much. Ballet or opera, I won’t go there. You won’t drag me to the bridal fair. And forget about the spa, that dog won’t hunt. I love you, baby, but not that much. CHORUS Not that much, but plenty enough. I just won’t do all that girly stuff. Not that much, but still a whole bunch. I love you, baby, but not that much. VERSE There ain’t many things that I won’t do, But I won’t buy your tampoons for you. And I won’t eat yogurt and salad for lunch. I love you baby, but not that much. I’d love to attend your cousin’s play, But I’ve gotta wash my hair that day. Her poetry reading was more than enough. I love you, baby, but not that much. CHORUS Not that much, but plenty enough. I just won’t do all that girly stuff. Not that much, but still a whole bunch. I love you, baby, but not that much. VERSE I’m a manly man, and I’m not inclined To get in touch with my feminine side. I don’t want to talk about my feelings and such. I love you, baby, but not that much. I’m secure in my masculinity, But don’t ever say the word vasectomy. I love you, baby, but I won’t get the cut. I love you, baby, but not that much. CHORUS Not that much, but plenty enough. I just won’t do all that girly stuff. Not that much, but still a whole bunch. I love you, baby, but not that much. I love you, baby, but not that much.
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I Built That 03:21
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I Built That by Dave Undis and Frank Prenevost VERSE This used to be a vacant lot. I built my business on this spot. Everything my employees make Says “Made In The USA.” From the assembly line to the loading dock, The boiler room, bottom to top, Nobody’s telling me, I didn’t build that. CHORUS I built that, With my sweat and blood and the grace of God. I built that, Without any help from Uncle Sam. I built that with two strong hands, A pickup truck, and a few good friends. Look me in the eye. You’ll see you can’t deny I built that. VERSE My taxes built the bridges and roads. Working folks paid for it all, you know. ‘Cause Uncle Sam ain’t got a dollar If he don’t take mine. If you could ask John Deere or Smith and Wesson, Old Jack Daniels now I’m just guessing I bet you’d hear them say See the name on that sign Yeah I built that. CHORUS I built that, With my sweat and blood and the grace of God. I built that, Without any help from Uncle Sam. I built that with two strong hands, A pickup truck, and a few good friends. Look me in the eye. I dare you to deny I built that. VERSE This used to be a vacant lot. I built my business on this spot. Everything my employees make Says “Made In The USA.” I busted my butt to get where I am. I got no help from Uncle Sam. Worked all night, worked all day Worked Sundays and holidays. The warehouse and the storage racks, The tool house, the garage out back. I built that. I built that. I built that.
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Guns For Justice 03:24
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Guns For Justice by Dave Undis and Chip Nietfeld VERSE A long time ago when our country was new, When we first flew the red, white, and blue, We’d only have freedom when a war was won, And we’d only win it if we picked up our guns. God bless America. In God we trust. We used our guns because our cause was just. We used guns for justice. CHORUS Guns for justice. We did what we had to do. Guns for justice. Our fight was right and true. We didn’t cut and run. We picked up our guns. We got justice. Guns for justice. VERSE In our own back yard and on foreign shores We fought when freedom needed fighting for. We want freedom for everyone. Sometimes you gotta win it at the point of a gun. We picked up our guns because we could see The threat to everyone’s liberty. We used guns for justice. CHORUS We used guns for justice. We used them way back then. Guns for justice. We’re ready to do it again. We don’t cut and run. We pick up our guns to get justice. Guns for justice. VERSE In the home of the brave and the land of the free Evil still threatens our families. Freedom can work for everyone But sometimes to get it you gotta pick up a gun. We know what to do. We’ll do what we must If they try to take our freedom away from us. We’ll use guns for justice. CHORUS We’ll use guns for justice. That’s how it’s got to be. Guns for justice. If you want to be free. When you can’t cut and run, you pick up your guns to get justice. Guns for justice. VERSE We’d much rather have peace than war. But we know that freedom’s worth fighting for. We understand how peace is won. And we understand the point of a gun. We’ll put up our guns only when we see That every last person on the earth is free. We’ll use guns for justice. CHORUS We’ll use guns for justice. Freedom is here to stay. Guns for justice. They won’t take it away. We won’t duck and run. We’ll pick up our guns to get justice. Guns for justice.
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I Fell Hard For You 03:28
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I Fell Hard For You By Dave Undis and Chip Nietfeld VERSE Once before I fell in love, And once again a time or two. But never like this. No, never like this. I fell hard for you. I never saw it coming. I never had a clue. But I couldn’t resist. No, I couldn’t resist. I fell hard for you. CHORUS I fell hard for you, dear. I’m so in love with you. I fell hard. So very hard. I fell hard for you. VERSE I told myself that I’d know better, That this time I’d know what to do. What a kiss. Oh, what a kiss. I fell hard for you. CHORUS I fell hard for you, dear. I’m so in love with you. I fell hard. Yes, I fell hard. I fell hard for you. VERSE If I can’t make you love me I don’t know what I’ll do. Tell me this. Oh, please tell me this. I fell hard for you too. CHORUS I fell hard for you, dear. I’m so in love with you. I fell hard. Yeah, I fell hard. I fell hard for you. Yeah, I fell hard for you.
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A Thousand Miles 03:18
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A Thousand Miles By Dave Undis and Dave Crowley VERSE Yesterday the phone rang. You were on the line. “I just moved back to town,” you said, “and I hope you’re doing fine.” You said “I’m at the corner bar. Why don’t you come on down?” I ran outside, jumped in my truck, and high-tailed out of town. CHORUS A thousand miles between us is a thousand miles too few. A thousand miles of exit signs and a thousand towns won’t do. A thousand miles last night, another thousand today. I’ll be on this ol’ highway ‘till I’m far enough away. VERSE I can’t get too close to you. We know how it would end. I want you for the long haul. You just want me as a friend. If we get back together, there will come a day When I won’t want to let you go and you won’t want to stay. CHORUS A thousand miles between us is a thousand miles too few. A thousand miles of exit signs and a thousand towns won’t do. A thousand miles last night, another thousand today. I’ll be on this ol’ highway ‘till I’m far enough away. BRIDGE Oh darlin’ I got a major problem. You see I’m still in love with you. CHORUS A thousand miles between us is a thousand miles too few. A thousand miles of exit signs and a thousand towns won’t do. A thousand miles last night, another thousand today. I’ll be on this ol’ highway ‘till I’m far enough away. I’ll be on this ol’ highway ‘till I’m far enough away…from you.
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Oh What A Christmassy Christmas 04:05
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Oh What A Christmassy Christmas By Dave Undis VERSE Christmas bells ringing, everyone's singing, All gathered 'round by the fire. Uncles and cousins are here by the dozens All in their Christmas attire. The Christmas tree's lighted, the neighbors invited, All of our friends are here too. Leave your boots by the door, come and join us once more, And we'll share our Christmas with you. CHORUS Oh what a Christmassy Christmas. It's as Christmassy as it can get. It's easy to see this is going to be The most Christmassy Christmas yet. VERSE Everyone's grinning, the fun's just beginning. Feeling that Christmassy cheer. Everyone’s playing and laughing and saying It's the very best time of the year. Spirits are soaring, goodwill outpouring, Every heart’s full of delight. I'm sure you'll agree this is the place to be On this Christmassy Christmas night. CHORUS Oh what a Christmassy Christmas. It's as Christmassy as it can get. It's easy to see this is going to be The most Christmassy Christmas yet. VERSE We're all excited, and oh so delighted, To share our Christmas with you. Wherever you live, it's the season to give. It's the Christmassy thing to do. There’s no more waiting, we’re celebrating. Christmas is finally here. If we had our way it would be Christmas day Every day of the year. CHORUS Oh what a Christmassy Christmas. It's as Christmassy as it can get. It's easy to see this is going to be The most Christmassy Christmas yet.
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I'm Married To Her Mother - instrumental 03:37
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Honey, Bring Me A Beer - instrumental 03:22
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Yes Dear, Whatever You Say Dear - instrumental 03:01
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Every Sunday I Pray - instrumental 02:30
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Not That Much - instrumental 03:23
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I Built That - instrumental 03:21
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Guns For Justice - instrumental 03:24
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I Fell Hard For you - instrumental 03:28
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A Thousand Miles - instrumental 03:18
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Oh What A Christmassy Christmas - instrumental 04:05
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released November 22, 2012

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